
The Conspiracy Theorist lives in world which is stuck between, “I deserve to know this,” and “My claim to this information is being denied.” Audaciously, they interpret this denial of their self-proclaimed right as evidence for the conspiracy: “It’s a cover up,” they say. They will carry on this way spending countless hours developing ways to challenge who they believe to be the holders of the information and pressure them to disseminate the information they believe is being hidden, and when it doesn’t come, they pat themselves on the back proclaiming, “See? I told you they were hiding it.” Perpetually, this dance they impose on the “keepers” of information becomes an infinite feedback loop, constantly reaffirming their belief that their entitlement is being disentitled, and the information they claim is out there is being nefariously hidden.

Rarely do these conspiracy theorist get the correct challenge to their feedback loop. Arguments against their claims tend to fall along the lines of validity regarding the content itself rather than the validity of the need for the claim in the first place. For instance, if a conspiracy theorist claims there are aliens at Area 51, arguments will likely fall along lines about whether aliens exist at all. Still, this misses the underlying cause of the conspiracy theory: Entitlement being disentitled. The hard question is this: why does anyone deserve to know whether there are aliens at Area 51, especially if the main content of the argument is simply going to lie in whether aliens exist in the first place? Wouldn’t we be able to find our answer to whether aliens exist outside of knowing whether they are kept at Area 51? If so, then the conspiracy about aliens at Area 51 has nothing to do with aliens.

This idea that conspiracy theories aren’t really about the content of the theory applies generally to conspiracy theories as a whole. Pick any conspiracy theory out there as we can trace its origins back to this underlying idea which states, “we are being lied to.”
- Flat Earthers believe the Earth is flat, but to put it the correct way: Flat Earthers believe we are being lied to about the true shape of the Earth.
- Anti-vaxxers believe vaccines are dangerous, but to put it the correct way: Anti-vaxxers believe we are being lied to about the safety and efficacy of vaccines.
- Moon-Landing-Deniers believe no one landed on the moon, but to put it the correct way: Moon-Landing-Deniers believe we are being lied to about the video and images of people on the moon.
- Grassy-Knoll Truthers believe the CIA killed JFK, but to put it the correct way: Grassy-Knoll Truthers believe we are being lied to about who killed JFK.
The one and only thing all conspiracy theories share is the overwhelming idea that the “keepers of information” are intentionally hiding some nefarious truth from people who deserve to know it (that’s the conspiracy part of it). The conspiracy theorist then becomes outrageously offended at the idea of being lied to. Their egos take a hit, and the sense of entitlement grows with each instance of being “denied the truth.”

There was a time in human history when people were okay with not knowing everything. They were able to trust others to know things and disseminate the information. Somewhere along the lines (probably with the popularization of the internet), people started believing they could be experts in everything. In my opinion, this is why people feel entitled to know everything. They can’t sell the idea that they indeed are an expert or authority on a subject unless they have all the information for it. A major problem arises, however, when the information people seek and “know” exists doesn’t actually exist. What if there aren’t aliens at Area 51? What if no one was on the Grassy Knoll? What if NASA really did land men on the moon? What if vaccines really are safe and effective? What if the Earth really is a globe? Of all the question conspiracy theorists love to ask, they never seem to want to ask the ones that could potentially eliminate the need for a theory in the first place.




